So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
one might say we're banned from that church
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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