Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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