I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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