Will you blow on my dice?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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