Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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