porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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