we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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