That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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