on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Your penis caused this!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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