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Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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