me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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