I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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