Yo dont text me then not text me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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