Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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