I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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