If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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