I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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