I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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