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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  new low.... made out with someone while peeing

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• (718): View more from New York

  You don't think I'm weird or immature right?

  (917): View more from New York City

  No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets

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• (805): View more from California

  his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.

  (478): View more from Georgia

  Moment of silence for the loss of that option.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.

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• (925): View more from California

  Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.

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  How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.

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  First world problems.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.

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