we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.