Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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