No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He felt like a one man threesome
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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