Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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