im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
