YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
only if we run a train.
done.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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