we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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