Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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