Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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