This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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