This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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