Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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