how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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