Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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