Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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