I bet he comes in French.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The beer is more important than you right now.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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