yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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