i just google imaged poop.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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