I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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