My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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