I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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