oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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