That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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