Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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