if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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