This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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