You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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