... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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