would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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