I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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