she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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