Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Randomize
