When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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