Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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