Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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