can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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